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好贱啊!!  

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Bass:Lam LupFung

请你发挥你毕生的英语来看这篇文章。。。你就会觉得好好笑。。虽然有点黄。。


Bass:Lam LupFung

请你发挥你毕生的英语来看这篇文章。。。你就会觉得好好笑。。虽然有点黄。。

 

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else...

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me  

have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

 好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

好贱啊!! - toy-s-factory - Toys Factory

Management Lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and  

getting screwed!

 

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